The Fun Side

The unfiltered
side of me.

Real estate doesn't have to be stiff. This page is the stuff that makes me, me — a silly little game I built for the kids, and the 10 promises I keep to every client. That's the whole page. Have fun.

Flappy House

Yes, I built a silly game. Hand the phone to the kids — it'll keep them entertained while you scroll through the serious stuff below.

🏠 Deal-Killer Edition

Every pipe is a dealbreaker.

Active termites. Foundation cracks. HVAC from 1978. Tap to flap the house past every inspection finding that would've blown up a real deal. One touch and it's over.

Play Flappy House →

The Ashton Promise

Ten commitments I make to every client who hires me. Not a marketing script — just how I actually run my business.

Promise 01

I'll answer — fast.

Texts inside 30 minutes during business hours. Calls the same day. If I'm in a showing or with my family, you'll hear back by dinner.

Promise 02

I'll remember your kids' names.

Your dog's name too. You're people to me, not addresses in my CRM. If you've told me once, I'm writing it down.

Promise 03

I'll tell you the truth, even when it stings.

Overpriced listing? I'll say so. Wrong house for you? I'll say that too. My job is to protect your money, not close a deal.

Promise 04

I'll never pressure you.

No games, no urgency manufactured out of thin air. If a home isn't right, we walk. If the market says wait, we wait.

Promise 05

I'm full-time. 100% of the time.

This isn't a side hustle. Real estate is my only job. When you call, I'm available. When you need research, I've already done it. This is all I do.

Promise 06

I'll show up — physically.

Inspections, appraisals, repair walkthroughs, closing. I'm there. You're not navigating this alone.

Promise 07

I'll advocate like it's my own money.

Every negotiation, every repair request, every concession — I'm coming in for you like it's my own closing statement.

Promise 08

I'll pray for you.

For your family, for this transaction, for the peace that comes with the right decision. Out loud, every morning. I mean it.

Promise 09

I'll keep showing up — after closing.

Closing day isn't the end. Anniversary check-ins, market updates, vendor referrals, 'just saying hi' texts. For life.

Promise 10

I'll send business your way, too.

Your restaurant, your business, your service — if I can send someone your direction, I will. The relationship goes both directions.

These aren't negotiable. If I ever break one, tell me — I'll make it right. That's the whole deal.

— Ashton
Ashton Harris · REALTOR® · DFW Metroplex

Alright, now you know me.

If any of this felt like your kind of agent — let's grab a coffee, jump on a call, or just text. Totally up to you.

Coldwell Banker Apex, Realtors · Licensed Texas Real Estate Brokerage
Sponsoring Broker: Lori Arnold · TREC License #590914-BB
Ashton Harris · Texas Sales Agent · TREC License #690533-SA · McKinney, TX
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This page is light-hearted by design. Real estate decisions are serious — please consult the appropriate licensed professional for guidance on your specific situation.